Here are some more to get you started
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Do not spray in eyes.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Use for sex only - not to be eaten
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
Boot's Childrens Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
So weird, but funny. lol