Oh, I feels o gross… Yuck.. Today is third day that I am extremely exhausted.. Yesterday I spend 2 hours in ER because I was unable to breathe, I got some kind of shot that opened up my airways again.. Today I thought I feel great until about 10 AM. My tonsils are swollen and hurting, but that does not stop me eating. – Whipped cream, ice cream, sugar frosting, chocolate syrup, vanilla milk, candy chocolate- IT ALL GOES DOWN very well, but now I am feeling extremely tired because of all the extra sugar in my system… BTW. ER “’ person” suggested that I may have developed some allergies to sweeteners, so now I have to cut out all the “ bad” stuff “ that I love. AND I LOVE EQUAL AND SPLENDA. NOTHING REPLACES THE THAT FLAVOR. I hate stevia and other :really natural sweetener, so I think I am eating because I am stressed because I had to say by by to my sweet lovers for 6 years.
Now something ridiculos. One of my neighbors is old Asian lady, who forgets things… She asks me every time how Reginas Chemo is going and I TELL HER at least once a week- Lady, last time she had chemo was in 2004 december… SO why do you keep asking---- She tells, me OH, OK, I forgot, but now I REMEMBER it ( she speaks really fast, with thick Chinese accents- during 5 minute conversation, she can tell you her whole life story.. NOW, the same old lady Uses my expensive trash cans. We have 3 large regular cans, one recycling can, and one for green waste… Now, she has one tiny black, one tiny brown, and one tiny green. I PAY 80 dollars per months for trash pick up, not sure how much she pays, BUT she USES MY “designer” trash cans EVERY FUCKING WEEK. AND she never asks- oh, I FORGOT , she rings my doorbell, after each time she has loaded up my trashcans and tells me- here I boot ju sum good keik. Its from vooons, I am dajabetik, I cant eat sweet bread, but you can , thank you veri mush for letting me use jur trashcans, ju good people. Now, eat that fuckin’ crappy vons cake….
AND she does it every week. I have told her many many times, LADY, I DO NOT WANT YOUR crappy cakes. Give me liposuction, and you can use my trash cans as often you wish. Do I LOOK LIKE I WANT YOUR FUCKING CAKES????
( OMG, what the heck is wrong with me, she is old and sweet, and all I do is bitch about her.. .sorry my freeloading neighbor.)
Now something ridiculos. One of my neighbors is old Asian lady, who forgets things… She asks me every time how Reginas Chemo is going and I TELL HER at least once a week- Lady, last time she had chemo was in 2004 december… SO why do you keep asking---- She tells, me OH, OK, I forgot, but now I REMEMBER it ( she speaks really fast, with thick Chinese accents- during 5 minute conversation, she can tell you her whole life story.. NOW, the same old lady Uses my expensive trash cans. We have 3 large regular cans, one recycling can, and one for green waste… Now, she has one tiny black, one tiny brown, and one tiny green. I PAY 80 dollars per months for trash pick up, not sure how much she pays, BUT she USES MY “designer” trash cans EVERY FUCKING WEEK. AND she never asks- oh, I FORGOT , she rings my doorbell, after each time she has loaded up my trashcans and tells me- here I boot ju sum good keik. Its from vooons, I am dajabetik, I cant eat sweet bread, but you can , thank you veri mush for letting me use jur trashcans, ju good people. Now, eat that fuckin’ crappy vons cake….
AND she does it every week. I have told her many many times, LADY, I DO NOT WANT YOUR crappy cakes. Give me liposuction, and you can use my trash cans as often you wish. Do I LOOK LIKE I WANT YOUR FUCKING CAKES????
( OMG, what the heck is wrong with me, she is old and sweet, and all I do is bitch about her.. .sorry my freeloading neighbor.)
3 comments:
That lady just hasn't figured out what you need.
You don't need liposuction, what you need is a gift certificate.
And she should hurry up about it, your trip is coming up quickly.
Oh, That is todally, what I need... That is what I call - Rebelling agains OC :) Now, what would Laguna Niguel moms would say , if I drop off Regina and Gabriel wearing those "things"... I should also get teardrop tattood under my eye ( I know you know what it means ;) ).. I would never, ever be bored with stupid questions....
I like the idea of you showing up at school with grills and instead of a tattoo, you could get a teardrop dermal anchor.
Add a corset piercing to that, then start inviting Regina's friends over and see what their moms say.
But definitely start with the grills. I kind of like this one.
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